This morning, I had a chat with a ‘friend’ of mine when I was on the train going to another friend’s house; we knew each other for around seven years or so. We are both religious, but it happened that he used his beliefs to justify his bigotry …
‘Friend’: Homosexuality is an unforgivable sin. You must repent now, or else …
Me: Wait, let me count your sins, from A to Z
‘Friend’: I’m a sinner. You’re a sinner, but the Bible says …
Me: I can’t eat fat? HOW THE FUCK I CAN’T ENJOY EATING BARBECUES
‘Friend’: Who the fuck said we can’t eat fat???
Me: YOUR BELOVED LEVITICUS!!!
‘Friend’: Leviticus? What’s that?
Me: Welcome to hell, bitch.